What is Texas Crumpet?
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When you grab a womans vagina and lick it quickly before she notices and then throw it at her so it knocks her down. Not to be confused with "Three-Pointing the Texas Crumpet" which involves the throwing of the vagina at a wall so it sticks and the bitch is hanging there by it.
Man, Eric just gave jesse's mom the texas crumpet so hard she fell into a cactus and spontaneously combusted.
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One who walks around with sperm consistantly dripping from her crotch. One who is proud of having sperm constantly dripping from her va..
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The perfect angle in which to have sex.
I was hitting that at 30 degrees and she was screaming for more
See 30, degrees, miel, chris..
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too knock on peoples doors, masturbate than run
i played some christmas carols last
See jizz, christmas, lol..
