What is Texas Crumpet?
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When you grab a womans vagina and lick it quickly before she notices and then throw it at her so it knocks her down. Not to be confused with "Three-Pointing the Texas Crumpet" which involves the throwing of the vagina at a wall so it sticks and the bitch is hanging there by it.
Man, Eric just gave jesse's mom the texas crumpet so hard she fell into a cactus and spontaneously combusted.
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While doing a girl in her box you insert your hairy beanbag into her turd cutter.
Man, when I was doing Suzy last night I tried to put ..
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Basketball move, seen on the and1 tapes.
He pulled a slip and slide then took it to da house sucka
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To call a woman by a derogatory..
