Texas Crumpet

What is Texas Crumpet?

1.

When you grab a womans vagina and lick it quickly before she notices and then throw it at her so it knocks her down. Not to be confused with "Three-Pointing the Texas Crumpet" which involves the throwing of the vagina at a wall so it sticks and the bitch is hanging there by it.

Man, Eric just gave jesse's mom the texas crumpet so hard she fell into a cactus and spontaneously combusted.
0

Random Words:

Uber-coolness
1. Way beyond cool, you'll never get cooler then UBER-COOLNESS stebie and jenna are uber-cool, the Glendale Wags night out was uber-..
Read more
Kare
1. a french mailman kare bare stare 2. a Cross between a Care bear and a cute half dead Rabbit CAre Bears GO NAAAAA WOTS UP DOCK!!!!! ..
Read more
W Squared
1. i.e WW - Window Worthy Used to describe attractive people who are worthy of sitting in the windows of restaurants and bars to attract c..
Read more
Book Banner