What is Texas Crumpet?
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When you grab a womans vagina and lick it quickly before she notices and then throw it at her so it knocks her down. Not to be confused with "Three-Pointing the Texas Crumpet" which involves the throwing of the vagina at a wall so it sticks and the bitch is hanging there by it.
Man, Eric just gave jesse's mom the texas crumpet so hard she fell into a cactus and spontaneously combusted.
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Basically a dude trying to pass as a female, who pretends she has more choices than taking it up the ass
I hooked up with this hick onl..
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When somebody is unable to finish the Tremendous Twelve at Perkins.
Trevor your such a tremendous bitch for not eating that last pancak..
