What is Texas Crumpet?
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When you grab a womans vagina and lick it quickly before she notices and then throw it at her so it knocks her down. Not to be confused with "Three-Pointing the Texas Crumpet" which involves the throwing of the vagina at a wall so it sticks and the bitch is hanging there by it.
Man, Eric just gave jesse's mom the texas crumpet so hard she fell into a cactus and spontaneously combusted.
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A combination of absolutely and ludicrous used by Mr. T in his video "Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool" to describe some..
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(adjective)
1. jamaican term for one lacking common sense or one that is crazy
"Him head nuh good. He is capable of anything"..
