What is Texas Dinner Jacket?
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The thin disposable paper device provided for patrons of public toilets so their delicate ass cheeks don't touch the toilet seat which is probably full of dried urine and discharges from other people's anal boils. Can be worn around the neck and sort of looks like a vest when worn in that manner.
I had to hover above the bowl and do a bombadier because they were all out of Texas Dinner Jackets and there appeared to be some blood and feces on the toilet seat.
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