Texas Divorce

What is Texas Divorce?

Usually involves a shovel and the back of her head.

Guns n' Roses song, "Used to love her" is a great example of a Texas divorce.

See murder, death, kill, hate, rage

Habeeleh

1. Idiot, silly you habeeleh stop eating your shoe..

Jizz Lite

1. Semen with no sperm present. Produced by men who have had a vasectomy. I've been shooting jizz lite since I got my nuts snipped b..

Vaseline Burrito

1. The most insulting body part a man can offer to feed a woman. "Hey baby, how about a big salty bite of my vaseline burrito?" ..

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