What is Texas Douche?
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Anyone that goes to a sporting event that is NOT associated with The University of Texas and still wears longhorn apparel. Also anyone NOT associated with The University of Texas in any way other than obsessive fandom.
"Look at the guy with the orange shirt!"
"He's a Texas douche."
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Webster defines it as an expression used in disbelief.
(Some random dude loses a "sure" victory in Halo)
Random dude: OMFGWT..