What is Texas Douche?
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Anyone that goes to a sporting event that is NOT associated with The University of Texas and still wears longhorn apparel. Also anyone NOT associated with The University of Texas in any way other than obsessive fandom.
"Look at the guy with the orange shirt!"
"He's a Texas douche."
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when your drinking and you have to go to the bathroom, you do not want to "break the seal"
but you have to.
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it bassicly means rollin on the floor laffin fuckin my ass off so hard that i shit myself
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