What is Texas Douche?
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Anyone that goes to a sporting event that is NOT associated with The University of Texas and still wears longhorn apparel. Also anyone NOT associated with The University of Texas in any way other than obsessive fandom.
"Look at the guy with the orange shirt!"
"He's a Texas douche."
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Funny phrase which indicates you are surprised.
"Our math final is tomorow" "JESUS ON A CRACKER!"
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Apu's last name from the Simpsons
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon is an illegal immigrant
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A thin mustachethat looks horrible. It is a hockey mustchae because there are five a side.
Adam Morrison has a hockey mustache.
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