Texas Facial

What is Texas Facial?

a facial performed by getting shot in the face

While hunting birds Harry Whittington recieved a complimentary texas facial from Dick Chney.

Double Terror

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You're Not That Real

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Vacua

1. verb: To fuck the clit. Man, I'ma vacua all in the club tonight. See vacuum, vacua, fuck, clit, the..

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