What is Texas Fairytale?
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While a fairytale begins with, "Once upon a time..." a Texas fairytale begins with, "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this..."
Bubba asked me how big the bass I caught was, so I told him a Texas fairytale: "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this, but it was a good 20 pounds!"
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A largely unpleasant time where numerous bad things happen to you at once.
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Pissing down the slide of a neighborhood park, or children's play structure, so that the next time the kids go down it they get a n..
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When you proceed to shit in someone else's dishwasher, and if your not in Arizona you have to turn the heat on in the house, and th..
