Texas Fairytale

What is Texas Fairytale?

While a fairytale begins with, "Once upon a time..." a Texas fairytale begins with, "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this..."

Bubba asked me how big the bass I caught was, so I told him a Texas fairytale: "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this, but it was a good 20 pounds!"

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The Nod

1. The nodding of the head once to symbolize a greeting, cuz we white folk to damn lazy to open our mouths and speak up. Nods are also eas..

Clapping Sphincter

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1. netspeak for whine or wine. similar to w8 (wait). Possibly originated as a typo. User 1: thx but ill w9 for a better version User 2: T..

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