What is Texas Fairytale?
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While a fairytale begins with, "Once upon a time..." a Texas fairytale begins with, "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this..."
Bubba asked me how big the bass I caught was, so I told him a Texas fairytale: "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this, but it was a good 20 pounds!"
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A VG is when you take a virgin girl out for a nice dinner, then take her home and ask her to the Pepsi challenge, only you have replaced..
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An ignorant slut.
A Jesssparks has been known to behave similar to an armadillo. It rolls around on its back twitching and making high-..