Texas Fairytale

What is Texas Fairytale?

While a fairytale begins with, "Once upon a time..." a Texas fairytale begins with, "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this..."

Bubba asked me how big the bass I caught was, so I told him a Texas fairytale: "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this, but it was a good 20 pounds!"

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Cheezysqueezy

1. (cheezysqueezy)=the word for rectal gas (a fart), (a trump) (a bum burp). "hey josh, I did a rite cheezysqueezy in yer maws face ..

W00tz

1. A sign of true accomplishment. "Sara and Alyssa just met Gabe Saporta, w00tz!" See w00t, w00, woohoo, 1337, horray..

Grundle Of Dawn

1. earlier then the crack of dawn. the grundle is darker and more irritating to wake up at. "you need to be up at the grundle of dawn..

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