What is Texas Fairytale?
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While a fairytale begins with, "Once upon a time..." a Texas fairytale begins with, "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this..."
Bubba asked me how big the bass I caught was, so I told him a Texas fairytale: "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this, but it was a good 20 pounds!"
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Inverted Zebra: (verb) To stick your finger up a black man's ass while he is naked,balanced on his head, then spin him around and s..
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absolutly totally stoned!
That guy was so kurpluncked last week after the party!
See stoned, wasted, washed out, high, shitfaced..
