What is Texas Fairytale?
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While a fairytale begins with, "Once upon a time..." a Texas fairytale begins with, "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this..."
Bubba asked me how big the bass I caught was, so I told him a Texas fairytale: "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this, but it was a good 20 pounds!"
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a description you give to someone that deserves the word w00t to describe them and they are also delicious.
Wow sexy, you sure are w00t..
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the liquid that comes out of the ketchup bottle when you don't shake it
oh my god my fries are covered in ketchsquirt..
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