What is Texas Fairytale?
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While a fairytale begins with, "Once upon a time..." a Texas fairytale begins with, "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this..."
Bubba asked me how big the bass I caught was, so I told him a Texas fairytale: "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this, but it was a good 20 pounds!"
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The equivalent of leet, or 1337, yet better since I am the only one who use it and am the sole creator of said phrase.
Lame: ROFL LOL L..
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The inability to further one's career as a result of said invidual's inability to play golf.
My green handicap cost me last m..
