Texas Fairytale

What is Texas Fairytale?


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While a fairytale begins with, "Once upon a time..." a Texas fairytale begins with, "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this..."

Bubba asked me how big the bass I caught was, so I told him a Texas fairytale: "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this, but it was a good 20 pounds!"

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