What is Texas Fairytale?
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While a fairytale begins with, "Once upon a time..." a Texas fairytale begins with, "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this..."
Bubba asked me how big the bass I caught was, so I told him a Texas fairytale: "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this, but it was a good 20 pounds!"
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During sex, one partner uses a belt, strap, bungee ect. to fling corn filled fecies at the other partner.
Last night i gave that bitch ..
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1. similar to "hakuna matata"
2. go with the flow
one day at tha bank i heard two black dudes talkin....
guy 1: wassup mayn..