What is Texas Fairytale?
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While a fairytale begins with, "Once upon a time..." a Texas fairytale begins with, "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this..."
Bubba asked me how big the bass I caught was, so I told him a Texas fairytale: "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this, but it was a good 20 pounds!"
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Someone who is being grouchy or stubborn. Also used as a term of endearment.
"Meagan, stop being such a grouch butt and let's..
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when a guy stands up straight, while a girl licks his asscrack and jerks him off
HEy that was the best rusty trumbone I have ever recie..
