What is Texas Fairytale?
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While a fairytale begins with, "Once upon a time..." a Texas fairytale begins with, "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this..."
Bubba asked me how big the bass I caught was, so I told him a Texas fairytale: "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this, but it was a good 20 pounds!"
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a group of people who never found a vagina mystery that they couldn't get to the bottom of
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A term of endearment for a world-class butt in snug-fitting apparrel.
Look at the hoochichacha on that waiter; boy does he look good wa..