What is Texas Fairytale?
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While a fairytale begins with, "Once upon a time..." a Texas fairytale begins with, "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this..."
Bubba asked me how big the bass I caught was, so I told him a Texas fairytale: "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this, but it was a good 20 pounds!"
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The act of grabbing (and optionally tweaking) someones breasts or bitch tits, especially if it annoys that person.
My bitch loves his b..
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when you scratch your guy's ass while you're giving him a blowjob
I was going down on my boyfriend when he said his ass itche..
