What is Texas Fairytale?
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While a fairytale begins with, "Once upon a time..." a Texas fairytale begins with, "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this..."
Bubba asked me how big the bass I caught was, so I told him a Texas fairytale: "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this, but it was a good 20 pounds!"
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The act of taking one's moustache and running it the length of his partner's vagina for sexual stimulation.
I gave that bitch..
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having a toss means having a or masturbating
i was having a toss the other night
See toss, wank, bat, jerk off, masturbation..
