What is Texas Fairytale?
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While a fairytale begins with, "Once upon a time..." a Texas fairytale begins with, "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this..."
Bubba asked me how big the bass I caught was, so I told him a Texas fairytale: "Hell, you ain't gonna believe this, but it was a good 20 pounds!"
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Either an overweight person, or an extremely obese lummox.
Man, that Zeke is a real turkeypants.
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sinner/fiend speak for what the fuck, used to express deep feelings of discontent and/or confusion
sinner: man while u were sleepin i s..
