Texas Five Minutes

What is Texas Five Minutes?

A period of waiting for something to occur that is significantly longer than that which was promised.

"The meeting was supposed to start at 3:00, but I keep getting the Texas five minutes from the receptionist".

See texas, waiting, wait, minutes, pause

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