Texas Grab Bag

What is Texas Grab Bag?

to get a woman pregnant and then four months into said pregnancy, to rip out the fetus and beat the woman over the head with it

"Dude, after she told me she wasn't on the pill, I thought of giving her a texas grab bag, but then realized I'd be a good father to that fetus."

See fetus, pregnancy, violence, children

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