Texas Hearing Aide

What is Texas Hearing Aide?

1.

This is when you ejaculate in a woman's ear, preferably an old woman, wait three days and then remove the solidified jizzfrom her ear, producing something which looks similar to a hearing aide.

It's from texas because... well that's a flavor word. Don't mess with Texas.

"Grandma, what's that in your ear?"

"Oh, the mailman gave me a texas hearing aide for mother's day. He also gave me an alabama hot pocketand crabsinfected with bird flu."

"Uh oh hotdog!"

See texas, hearing aid, aides, facial, jizz, bizarre, sex, demented, sick, orgasm, ear, grandma, old, cum, alabama hot pocket, fish eye
2

Random Words:

Scene Bands
1. underground bands that are NOT screamo or screeching but an alternative rockish indie popish sound. some are acoustic and some aren&apos..
Read more
Logjammin
1. 1. The act of "jamming log" also known as Sex, Coitus, or the Physical Act of Love. 2. The act of jamming a wooden log into a..
Read more
Xubuntu
1. A lghtweight version of Ubuntu linux. Xubuntu is good for slow machines. Xubuntu works awesome on my 100 MB or RAM laptop! See ubuntu,..
Read more