Texas Hearing Aide

What is Texas Hearing Aide?


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This is when you ejaculate in a woman's ear, preferably an old woman, wait three days and then remove the solidified jizzfrom her ear, producing something which looks similar to a hearing aide.

It's from texas because... well that's a flavor word. Don't mess with Texas.

"Grandma, what's that in your ear?"

"Oh, the mailman gave me a texas hearing aide for mother's day. He also gave me an alabama hot pocketand crabsinfected with bird flu."

"Uh oh hotdog!"

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