What is Texas Hello?
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The action where, when someone is taking a seat, a person behind them proceeds to fist their asshole. Usually this is to the shock of the person sitting.
"Oh man, Rudy just totally gave me a Texas Hello in Math class."
"Amanda, Paul just totally gave my asshole a Texas Hello".
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A fart that smells both like shit and the inside of a pumpkin.
That's the worst fart I've ever smelled, it must be a pumpkin ..
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A person who performs the act of fellatio on a penis whose diameter is greater than its length.
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