What is Texas Hotplate?
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A texas hotplate is when you wrap a woman or man's chest in suran wrap. Then you simply squat down over it and shit.
Man #1: Your mom is a freak.
Man #2: Why
Man #1: Cuz I gave her anal and then she told me to give her a texas hotplate.
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