Texas Hotplate

What is Texas Hotplate?

A texas hotplate is when you wrap a woman or man's chest in suran wrap. Then you simply squat down over it and shit.

Man #1: Your mom is a freak.

Man #2: Why

Man #1: Cuz I gave her anal and then she told me to give her a texas hotplate.

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Mmd

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Dump-ass

1. Anyone that is acting like a complete idiot or jerk, or is saying things that are innapropriate and mean. Nick, you're a dump-ass...

W.w.o.d.

1. acronym for What Would Obama Do? Inspired by the new president-elect Barack Obama, this is used as a reminder to take the high road and..

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