Texas John Wayne

What is Texas John Wayne?


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When you get two girls laying on your bed naked put your hands in your pockets ready to shoot. Get one one of the girls to scream "Draw" then simultaneously fingerbang both of them at the same time, while screaming, "bang, bang, bang, die you rotten scoundrels."

I shot those two bitches down, they loved me acting like I was a real Texas john Wayne.

See fingerbang, threesome, texas, cowboy, guns


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