Texas Juggling

What is Texas Juggling?

roping a steer while shooting a rattlesnake with your right hand while rubbing one out with your left hand.

"hey Billy-Joe, you weren't at the line dance last night, not feelin well?

Nah, the missus was at her church meetin so i stayed home last night and practiced my texas juggling"

See texas, juggling, wilcox, cattle, steer, rattlesnake

Uternuts

1. A slang term for the female genitalia. "She pissed me off so much I had to kick her right in the uternuts!" See nuts, ovarie..

Brat Job

1. Having a girl feed you a bratwurst or any other phallic shaped object while recieving a blow job. Man, I got a great brat job last nigh..

Jimmiejaz

1. To be consistantly drunk for more then 48 hours and lack control. Man, that dude is pulling a jimmiejaz. See misfit..

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