Texas Juggling

What is Texas Juggling?

roping a steer while shooting a rattlesnake with your right hand while rubbing one out with your left hand.

"hey Billy-Joe, you weren't at the line dance last night, not feelin well?

Nah, the missus was at her church meetin so i stayed home last night and practiced my texas juggling"

See texas, juggling, wilcox, cattle, steer, rattlesnake

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