What is Texas Juggling?
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roping a steer while shooting a rattlesnake with your right hand while rubbing one out with your left hand.
"hey Billy-Joe, you weren't at the line dance last night, not feelin well?
Nah, the missus was at her church meetin so i stayed home last night and practiced my texas juggling"
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