Texas Longhorn

What is Texas Longhorn?


1.

When you are lying next to a girl and you finger her with your middle and ring finger, with your thumb on her clit, and your pointer finger and pinky resting on her inner thighs. It looks like the Texas Longhorns' hand signal.

"How do you finger a girl?"

"I just give her the ol Texas Longhorn, makes her cum everytime."

See tlh, longhorns

2.

is committed while a female is sleep and you jack off and when you get ready to bust a nut you shove your dick down her throat

i gave your mom a texas longhorn last night.

See texas, longhorn, throat, sleep, shove


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