What is Texas Loosey?
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a texas loosey consists of blowing your load on a girl's face, then breaking a glass over the top of her head.
Man, that girl slapped the drink outta my hand an the bar today, breaking the glass on the floor!! Dont worry, though, i took her home and busted a Texas Loosey on her that night.
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