Texas Mitten

What is Texas Mitten?

using feces as a lube when giving someone a hand-job

We didnt have any KY and sara was on her period so sara gave me a texas mitten

See dirty sanchez, hot carl, feltch, mung, hot lunch

Ankle Sweater

1. A fat chick SO fat that she sweats from her ankles. "...Dan bagged another ankle sweater last night. He sureloves the fatties...&q..

Epicality

1. The most epic of all ways to die.Such as getting a shotgun barrel shoved up your ass and then shooting off your balls, or getting your j..

W/e

1. slang or abbrv. for whatever Ok u know what..stop messin with me..forget it...w/e! 2. A slang used by fucktards who don't want t..

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