Texas Mitten

What is Texas Mitten?

using feces as a lube when giving someone a hand-job

We didnt have any KY and sara was on her period so sara gave me a texas mitten

See dirty sanchez, hot carl, feltch, mung, hot lunch

Yoyoyomama

1. (yoyo-yo mama)to bring your mom up and down on my cock, or to yoyo your mom. yo mama's so fine, I'm a yoyoyomama's ass. ..

Alvey

1. the most pimp shizzle last name ever; if one has this last name, they are no doubt someone you should get to know A: Is that an Alvey? ..

Zubrick

1. Somthing you call someone who is a bit stupid, or does stupid things That guy is such a zubrick. See idiot, moron, silly person, dumba..

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