Texas Muff Burn

What is Texas Muff Burn?

When you put hot sauce on your cock and have sex.

Yo, I gave that bitch a texas muff burn. She was screamin'....it hurt me too!

Rhyz

1. sexy object of lust/desire what a rhyz! See billybob 2. A species of bear-cub found in New Zealand OMG it's rhyz..

Swavvy

1. Adj. A combination of suave and savvy. If spelled literally, it would be "suavvy" but this would be frequently mispronounced..

Zoffing Chair

1. chair, once sat in makes the sitter "zoffed" slob:"who's been zoffed?" (sits on zoffing chair) everyone:"..

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