What is Texas Pistachio Wagon?
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n. slang for the testicular region, particularly when said region is struck violently.
He took one in the Texas Pistachio Wagon.
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A killer local band from San Antonio, TX.
Jayson: Dude, are you going to see Texas Pistachio Wagon tonight?
Joe: Hell Yeah, the Wagon rocks!
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A coffee or donut shop, especially one with a counter.
They're called one-arm joints because you only need one-arm to eat.
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Doesnt take any shit and will readily stand up to anyone and confront them. Doesnt give a fuck what people think about them being a gobb..