Texas Ranch Hand

What is Texas Ranch Hand?

When a man ejaculates into his hand and then proceeds to slap a woman across the jaw.

"Shawn just gooed in his hand and gave me a Texas Ranch Hand!"

See slap, jizz, kinky, sex, hardcore

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