Texas Red-eye

What is Texas Red-eye?

1.

The burning sensation in one's balloon knot after dropping a fire dookie. This extremely painful sensation is usually caused by power drinking while on a bender or extremely spicy food. Also may be caused by not properly cleaning after swamp ass.

While taking a shower, the water hit my Texas Red-Eye causing me to scream like a gay dude at a Cher concert.

See balloon knot, swamp ass, dookie, power, drinking
35

Random Words:

Zfs
1. ZFS= Zip, Flop, Suck unzip, flop your schlong out, and have the object of your agression suck it good'n'hard. Work is realy ..
Read more
Penismonkey
1. a penismonkey is a monkey with a huge penis. that isnt a monkeys penis. Retarded kid 1:hey look at that penis monkey! Retarded kid 2: ..
Read more
Will"ing
1. The instantaneous looking up of information using Wikipedia type sources to resolve a pointless argument or generate excessive knowledge..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free