What is Texas Red-eye?
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The burning sensation in one's balloon knot after dropping a fire dookie. This extremely painful sensation is usually caused by power drinking while on a bender or extremely spicy food. Also may be caused by not properly cleaning after swamp ass.
While taking a shower, the water hit my Texas Red-Eye causing me to scream like a gay dude at a Cher concert.
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You have Shatonmedeek when you take your penis out someone's ass
can also be referred to getting nasty shmagma on your big D from ..
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When one becomes instantly high after inhaling a large amount of marijuana smoke.
Instantly Baked... "Instabaked!"
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