Texas Red-eye

What is Texas Red-eye?

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The burning sensation in one's balloon knot after dropping a fire dookie. This extremely painful sensation is usually caused by power drinking while on a bender or extremely spicy food. Also may be caused by not properly cleaning after swamp ass.

While taking a shower, the water hit my Texas Red-Eye causing me to scream like a gay dude at a Cher concert.

See balloon knot, swamp ass, dookie, power, drinking
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