What is Texas Red-eye?
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The burning sensation in one's balloon knot after dropping a fire dookie. This extremely painful sensation is usually caused by power drinking while on a bender or extremely spicy food. Also may be caused by not properly cleaning after swamp ass.
While taking a shower, the water hit my Texas Red-Eye causing me to scream like a gay dude at a Cher concert.
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Inserting one's member into different sauces and inserting into your partner's vagina, and then into her mouth so she can gues..
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Adj. 1. Complete and total devotion 2. Sexual virility 3. Of or pertaining to an everlasting gobstopper 4. Violence on another person..
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a girl who is EASY! Usually fucks very early on in the realtionship.
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