Texas Rooster

What is Texas Rooster?


1.

While a lady is sleeping, you squat over the top of her with you ass facing her head, with a semi erect cock you tap her on her forehead while crowing like a rooster "Cock - a - doodle - do".

My girlfriend got drunk last nite and slept thru her alarm, so i woke the bitch up with a Texas Rooster.

See rooster, cock, forehead, sleep, balls


44

Random Words:

1. An often small and rather persistent (read: annoying) wasp that flourishes in the summer months and is easily recognized by the yellow p..
1. cheetos + animal pee = peedoes "...at least i don't eat peedoes!!!!1 bitch" See cheetos, r kelly, p bomb, pee..
1. 1- Grab tube sock 2- pull down pants 3- shit in sock 4- swing it above your head 5- slay your enemys Last night when shane was asle..
Book Banner