What is Texas Rooster?
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While a lady is sleeping, you squat over the top of her with you ass facing her head, with a semi erect cock you tap her on her forehead while crowing like a rooster "Cock - a - doodle - do".
My girlfriend got drunk last nite and slept thru her alarm, so i woke the bitch up with a Texas Rooster.
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Extreeeeemly large boobs.
Sarah Pallin: "Now scoot you tigelbittys! DOnt you forget i can see Russia from my house!"
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a sexual act. where the man sticks his fingers in the womans anus then jams his fingers up her nose so the woman smells poop all day.
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