Texas Rooster

What is Texas Rooster?


1.

While a lady is sleeping, you squat over the top of her with you ass facing her head, with a semi erect cock you tap her on her forehead while crowing like a rooster "Cock - a - doodle - do".

My girlfriend got drunk last nite and slept thru her alarm, so i woke the bitch up with a Texas Rooster.

See rooster, cock, forehead, sleep, balls


44

Random Words:

1. When you are fucking a chick doggystyle, and the you slip an ecstacy pill in her poo hole. Then all you have to do is wait 20 mins and y..
1. (noun) A combination of saying "patio" and "porch" when really, really stoned. Dude, I'm wasted...I need some ..
1. Quitch A person that is both queer and a bitch. Person 1: Gosh, Natalie is so queer. Person 2: Yeah, she's also a bitch. Perso..