What is Texas Rooster?
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While a lady is sleeping, you squat over the top of her with you ass facing her head, with a semi erect cock you tap her on her forehead while crowing like a rooster "Cock - a - doodle - do".
My girlfriend got drunk last nite and slept thru her alarm, so i woke the bitch up with a Texas Rooster.
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