Texas Steam-roller

What is Texas Steam-roller?

The Texas Steam-Roller is when a man excretes onto a woman’s chest and then delicately massages it in with his bum cheeks.

This is a derogative term and is illegal in several states of America.

The Texas Steam-Roller can be followed up with a Brown Mushroom.

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Kemping

1. Verb. When a male finishes inside a female knowing that there isn't any birth control being used. Dan met Trisha out at the bar a..

Teamsmanship

1. The act of supporting your fellow brosephuses in the art of the picking up. Hey Brett, the way you quarintined that girl today was bad ..

Kneebs

1. Boobs that are of a sufficient sagginess to touch or come close to ones knees. Man, your momma got some kneebs! See knee, boobs, sag, ..

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