Texas Steam-roller

What is Texas Steam-roller?

The Texas Steam-Roller is when a man excretes onto a woman’s chest and then delicately massages it in with his bum cheeks.

This is a derogative term and is illegal in several states of America.

The Texas Steam-Roller can be followed up with a Brown Mushroom.

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