Texas Tanning Oil

What is Texas Tanning Oil?

When you shit on a female subject and rub it all over her body, have sex with her, and send her tanning.

That hoe complaining about not having any tanning oil so i gave her some Texas Tanning Oil.

Vanos

1. BMW equivalent of Honda's VTEC. BMW has VANOS and Honda has VTEC. See vanos, bmw, vtec, honda, car, engine, valve..

Q.e.d.

1. A Mathmeticians way of saying "I win" Mathmetician: Q.E.D., Fuckface. 2. Abbr. of quod erat demonstrandum, lit. "which..

Jigglage

1. A measurement of how perky or stiff a womans breasts are. Damn that woman has got some jigglage That old lady lost her jigglage a whil..

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