Texas Tanning Oil

What is Texas Tanning Oil?

When you shit on a female subject and rub it all over her body, have sex with her, and send her tanning.

That hoe complaining about not having any tanning oil so i gave her some Texas Tanning Oil.

Fantastica

1. noun; a female person, animal, or object that has qualities of being fantastic "Hello, fantastica!" "She's such a ..

Head Lights

1. Female breasts, or if you prefer, tits. God, dude, did you see the head lights on her?..

Fuckin Hottie

1. a male who is extremly hot. see: Johnny depp wow, he is a fuckin hottie..

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