Texas Tanning Oil

What is Texas Tanning Oil?

When you shit on a female subject and rub it all over her body, have sex with her, and send her tanning.

That hoe complaining about not having any tanning oil so i gave her some Texas Tanning Oil.

Cundumdrum

1. A huge amount of matter that is ridonculous there is a huge cundumdrum of ppl i cant get through..

Ripped Shandy

1. While masturbating, proceed to snap your banjo string. *eyes widen* "Owwwwwwww SHIT!" "What's up baby?" &quo..

Cabbage Vagina

1. a stinky pussy. you can get it from eating to much cabbage or beets dude i fucked the grossest chick last night, she had cabbage vagina..

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