Texas Tanning Oil

What is Texas Tanning Oil?

When you shit on a female subject and rub it all over her body, have sex with her, and send her tanning.

That hoe complaining about not having any tanning oil so i gave her some Texas Tanning Oil.

Et In A Headlock

1. A comical act of squeezing ones nut sack so that ones testicles extrude out of the top of their fist thus appearing like ET in a headloc..

Chootopia

1. 1.A mental state of bliss, a dream or a high consisting mainly of choot. (Often translates into the physical world) 2.An extreme Utopia..

It Smells Funny

1. when someone or thing smeels different.. "hey billy hows it going? *whispers to friend "it smells funny" See synonyms, ..

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