Texas Tard

What is Texas Tard?


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Nickname for George W. Bush, who was actually born in Connecticut. Not used in direct address because no one ever told him what "retard" means or that he is one.

The Texas Tard thinks he can invade Iran without starting World War III.

See bush, george bush, mongoloid, retard, president, republican, inbred


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