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1. Upon your first encounter with a person formerly unknown the instance where you are BFFL. Instafast like the drive thru at Starbucks..
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A disease acquired by accidentally sitting on one of them new-fangled grills.
(Pronounced: Ass-Bur-gers)
"How was I supposed to k..
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What a construction supervisor says when s/he wants everyone to work harder.
"This foundation isn't going to dig itself! All..