Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Omish Mule Pusher

1. Wen a girl is performing oral sex move her arms so you can move her head back and forth while holding her arms like an old mule plow. I..

Menarche

1. First menstruation period for a woman, generally toward the beginning of puberty. The onset of her early menarche was relegated to a ge..

Yoasted

1. a slang word for drunk, or wasted "that new years party was insaneee" "oh man, i was so yoasted" See drunk, waste..

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