Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Leaky Starfish

1. A sphincter which has been stretched out or loosened from anal sex. Bubba was my cell-mate, and now I have a leaky starfish...

Umbrellend

1. A term used to describe the shape of the end of a penis; combining the slang term 'bellend' and 'umbrella'. I saw J..

Ubern00b

1. Can also be said as ubernoob. It is a noob who thinks they are the best, and acts like a know it all when they know nothing. Often talks..

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