Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Stantch

1. Really hot chick usually by the name alana. Damn that stantch is phat fine man...

Chest Pillow

1. A chest pillow is another name for the natural pillow feel that womens breasts have when you lay your head on them. I was tired so i la..

Pen Test

1. A method of determining the sagginess of a boob: place a pen horizontally underneath the breast, let go of said knocker. Should pen fail..

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