Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Not Milk

1. That which looks like milk, but is not. Specifically, ejaculate. "Dude, what's that white stuff on your face?" "....

Iwiuruwg

1. Dri's version of spontaneous combustion. In order to make sure that she didn't iwiuruwg, he slowly bended her face. See expl..

Hard As Fuck

1. To be so insanely tough and merciless. Your average street tough might be hard. But Arnold Schwarzenegger as John Matrix in his 80'..

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