Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Zip The Bag

1. when you hold in your pee when drunk to keep the buzz longer. "i have to pee but i want to stay buzzed so i'm going to zip th..

Zelly

1. A zelly is a big-boobed whore bag who likes to dance around and frolic with other skanks such as nicole and alexisto various forms of el..

Nutsmell

1. the smell of your nutsack, usually inbeaded in a blanket, comes from the words, testicle stench Your grandfather's nutsmell is hor..

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