Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Never Trevor

1. Mainly someone named Trevor but doesnt always have to be, who never gets any poon for a Girl. Haha look at those Geeks i bet they are n..

Running The Credit Card And Getting The Receipt

1. Much like credit card swipping, you take your hand and swish it upward in someone's ass crack to cause them to jump forward and cli..

Golfsome

1. adjective describing a great occurance on a golf course that was a golfsome chip shot See awesome, golf, great, chip, par..

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