Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Vagdryna

1. A vagina that won't get wet. I tried to have sex with her but her damn vagdryna wouldn't let it happen. See vagina, vagdryna..

Steamy Poophouse

1. the act of taking a shit while a hot shower is running with the door closed; and having your intimate one walk in in disgust do to the f..

Kebabulance

1. A kebabulance, (like an ambulance) is a real life saver when pissed, wastedor otherwise intoxicated. This casually vomit adorned kebab v..

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