Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Zomfgwtfbbq

1. A random way of being surprised and amused.. Bob: Hey tom, I just got laid... Tom: ZOMFGWTFBBQ? BY WHO? See zomg, wtf, bbq, lol, noob..

5 Point Slow

1. A term to describe 5 liter Mustangs of the Fox body generation. Used by people with a dislike of Mustangs/Ford. You seen that 5 point s..

You Broke The Coffee Pot

1. When you go to bed past your bedtime enough days in a row that no amount of coffee can bring you pass the point of zombie. “Man, you lo..

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