Texas Teaser

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When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Slut Up

1. imp: a derivation of Barney Stimpson's "Suit up!" (CBS's How I Met Your Mother); an imperative to put on one's ..

Zoopon

1. A couponused to reduce the price of admission to a zoo. Remarkable only for being the most obscure piece of slang ever invented, having..

Tous

1. (v.) to get easily excited over everyday things; (n.) one who acts as described above Ex. 1: 'You know he's gonna tous he see..

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