Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Poop Tie

1. n. Brown marks left by a stripper on one's shirt after an overly vigorous lap dance. See bib'd. Whoa! That crooked 2-by-4 was..

Unhorn

1. Somebody so unattractive that even if you were fully erect, turgid and throbbing with desire, the mere passing thought of them would be ..

Jungle Tom

1. 1) A sexy beast who has sex jungle style and lets everyone know it 2) A wild name to call your male lover during sex according to defi..

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