Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

I'd Hit It -- With A Car

1. A phrase use to describe a person whom you find sexually revolting. A derivative of expressions such as "I'd hit it" an..

Zlrg

1. The name of "The Sex God." He can and will manipulate any girl and seduce her, no matter who she is and how hot she his, he ca..

Lophaguise

1. (verb) To cavort suggestively She lophaguised her way past them. See caper, frolic, romp..

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