Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Up-side Down

1. Another way to say "Behind you" with more enthusiasm. THE Car! THE CAR!! QUICK! UP-SIDE DOWN! See Rusty..

Jewish Ass Oreo's

1. similar to an Ass oreo, the jewish ass oreo is when a between the two, squishes them together and inserts them into a woman anus, leavin..

Canadian Dime

1. A cute girl who is about a 7 or 8 on a scale of 1 to 10. Plays on the exchange rate of Canadian money vs. US money. A dimepiece is a p..

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