Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Obamamendment

1. noun; created once Barack Hussein Obama (44th president of The United Sstates of America) and fellow patriots allow a change, or amendme..

Zo Zu

1. An attractive girl named Zoe Zoe Anne Louise Doyle..

Lizard Wrangler

1. Is a person, normally a female, who is known for giving blowjobs, or is currently giving a blowjob. Man, that Susie chick sure is a liz..

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