Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Sitting On The Cactus

1. When you do something so undersireable it's akin to sitting, bare assed, on a spiky plant (typically a cactus). I sat on the cactu..

Loserstein

1. When loser just doesn't make the cut. Say "loser" the superior way. There are some occasions when saying loser just does..

Jumping Hernandez

1. When your male or female sex partner jumps really high because you just shot a huge load into her thick tight pussy. WOAH BITCH! YOU JU..

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