Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Rip Him A New Bellybutton

1. The non-homosexual equivalent of "I'm going to rip him a new asshole." Means I am going to kick his ass. Seen on The Si..

Catshit

1. A mild interjection suggesting disappointment. Catshit! My draft number is 14...I'm either getting a Rhodes scholarship or wearing..

Jerved

1. Jerving or to jerve is a surprise jizz on an unsuspecting person, animal, or thing. This is much like but not to be confused with a per..

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