Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Bone Taco

1. To have sex. Term is used primarily by men in reference to women. I want to give her the bone taco. See sex, bone, taco, vagina, pleas..

Quivercation

1. Noun: When the overiding benefit of a situation is greater than a lesser negative outcome. Bernard considered his rash a quivercation t..

Porsche Parking

1. Outlying parking area for cars with anxious owners: opposite of rockstar parking. None of the cars in Porsche parking are real Porsch..

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