Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Dead Pop

1. 1) Broke 2) Drunk to the point of passing out; heavily intoxicated. 1) You in on this hand? Nah, I'm dead pop. 2) You went club..

Zip-car Girl

1. A girl of little inhibitions and loose moral character. "That chick Tara is such a Zip-Car girl. I just take her out, fill her up ..

Shockalockadingdong

1. when you have absolutly no clue about anything if you have amnesia, you have a case of shockalockadingdong..

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