Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Impaired Vision

1. The resultant effect from when a girl's eyes are held open by a man while he cums in them. "How was the date with Cindy last ..

Grade A Top Choice Meat

1. Referenced in The Wedding Singer by Rob. Meant to describe a fine looking woman who has phenomonal attributes, which you would obviously..

Galbraith

1. Someone who looks like a fish and thinks he is solid Shane: Woahhh you are such a galbraith Matty: Do i look like a fish?? See rock, ..

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