Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?


1.

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.


0

Random Words:

1. a)Literally, "blunted" + "blitzed" b) The feeling that one feels when mixing drinking with smoking weed. "Dud..
1. A party in which only the game "Dead Rising" is played for hours at a time with about five or six people. The goal is to see h..
1. The tuft of hair located in and around a man (or unfortunately sometimes a womans) ass hole. Often combed and/or pampered like a kitten..