Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Zipping The Mattress

1. 1) To save ones possessions or money in times of financial instability. 2) To refrain from talking about sexual activity. 1) Yeah, Joh..

Ihops

1. really really big but saggy tits. Not perky whatsoever like big pancakes. flap jacks Check out that bitches ihops. See flap jacks, sag..

Emergency Nine

1. An ad hoc extra nine holes of golf played following a scheduled round necessitated by an untoward lossof funds during the scheduled roun..

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