Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Top Down

1. Bald man. No hair on the head. That nigga has his top down today. See bald, shiner, thin head, bald eagle 2. To relieve yourself as ..

Varsity Artie

1. one who lacks athletic talent but is placed on varsity due to their seniority status. although not actually having much playing time, th..

Scare Cycle

1. A complete menstrual cycle of a girl you are having sex with. Each cycle you are constantly scared that she is not going to get her peri..

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