Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Quitsies

1. A strong feeling of quiting your job. It is an ailment that is also contagious. I'm really feeling the quitsies today. See quitsi..

Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy

1. A guy who, based on his preference for scented candles, may prefer men to women. "Your roommate sure likes his jasmin-scented jar ..

Bullmess

1. Originating in Lattimore, NC a term used as a substitute for bullshit or bulljive. Started by two obese brothers from Earl. I caught..

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