Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Zvi

1. a jewish man, late 20's, has yet to get laid. only action he's ever seen is from a horsey looking woman. he remains completely..

Tortillia

1. Wynter's bitch. see also: four legged sex-slave (you don't want an example.)..

Gopher Puffs

1. When You Chop Off The Balls Of Multiple Gophers Then Put Their Nuts In A Bowl And Pour Milk Over The Balls Then Enjoy Eaten At Breakfast..

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