Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?


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When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.


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