Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

A Ding Dong Ticket

1. A derogatory term used to describe anyone with ethnic origins from the continent of Asia. More simply, anyone with squinty eyes. Even ..

Peatra

1. The model that survived the tsunami in Thailand by holding onto a tree. Peatra is an awesome strong woman she makes models look healthy..

Pining For The Pork Sword

1. When a woman is in serious need of penetration by cock. Dolan: Hey Fav, what did you and the locals do last nite? Fav: We flared a c..

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