Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Shorocapods

1. when a men gets bits of crusty shit stuck on the pubes on his ass hole damn hes got shorocapods on his ass See poo, bum, ass, arse, sh..

Ill Beat You With A Tube Sock

1. filling a tube sock with pennies or a couple bars of soap and whoopin some ass... bitch "ill beat you with a tube sock" full ..

Hairy Fart

1. After you shave you collect all your hair and place it in over close to your butt. Then you fart and boom, a hairy fart. I just had a ..

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