Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Zoo Bombing

1. Riding a custom bicycle down a large hill and past the Oregon Zoo, or on the highway in Portland, Oregon. These mutant bikes usually don..

Ain't Getting On That Bus

1. phrase used for telling someone that you are not going to do what they are asking today, tomorrow or ever... babe, gimme a blow job, pl..

Hyproganphiaids

1. Its when a person male or female has a combination of ganoria, syphlis, and Aids! Stay away from this person! Doug has a bad case of HY..

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