Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

The 90% Theory

1. 1.(n) -The non-scientific theory that the presence or lack of a characteristic in a population can be divided along 90% to 10% lines. 1..

Eight Minutes

1. an acceptable time frame for a guy to jerk off quickly, without it being too over quick. -if start to finish a guy cums in under 8 minut..

Guns N' Roses

1. Guns N Roses was the best band to grace this sweet earth from 87-93. Just to silence the unknowing: Axl Rose was late to shows because..

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