Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Sidetalkin'

1. See sidetalking Dang, Cletus was sure sidetalkin' with that there SpongeBob...

Qwat

1. A combonation of a verb and noun, Queef being the verb and twat being the noun. A queefing twat. Orgin, the fruit the cummy- qwat. t..

Jizzle My Nizzle

1. jizz on my face, nigger. A request for a money shot. oooohhhhhh! ooooohhhhhh! JIZZLE MY NIZZLE! See blacky..

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