Texas Teaser

What is Texas Teaser?

When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.

Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.

Tallahassee Toboggan

1. A sexual position preformed in a warm climate environment which the female is laying on her stomach, legs closed and arms held back by t..

Goatscrew

1. General term to describe an unfortuitous sequence of events The step-parents arrival turned the rehearsal dinner into a total goatscrew..

Precious Things

1. Objects in the shop which are frequently cleansed and must be protected from non-local people. "He's up the stairs, cleansing..

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