Texas Time-bomb

What is Texas Time-bomb?

setting someone's alarm clock then defecating on it so the as to listen to the response

that girl i went home with last night, I texas time-bombed her ass

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W.i.b

1. Pronounced "Wib". Acronym for Woman In Boots Although the plural would be "Women In Boots" one would say "WIB..

Arse Cress

1. The wirey growth of pathetic, useless hair, that terrorises the arse crack during the entire life of the arse owner. Removing the arse ..

[siik]

1. IM for "shit if I know" John: so you know where Bob went? Greg: siik. i'm not his mom See lol, rofl, lmao, lmfao, idk..

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