Texas Toadstool

What is Texas Toadstool?

When a man sits over a womans face and craps into her mouth while she vigorously masterbates.

"Dude she totally puked when i texas toadstooled her!"

Verdammt

1. An exclaimatory German expression translating into "bloody hell". The german farmer screams "VERDAMMT" as his horse..

Dorkitis

1. When someone who supposedly does nothing attracts a lot of attention. Almost like a disease, it is contagious, and it is easily spread. ..

Crumb Cutlet

1. When you take a girl to the beach and either fuck her or recieve a blow job. Then after you are done ejaculating onto her face, you grab..

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