Texas Toadstool

What is Texas Toadstool?

When a man sits over a womans face and craps into her mouth while she vigorously masterbates.

"Dude she totally puked when i texas toadstooled her!"

Hephaestus

1. greek god who was so ugly he was thrown out of olympus and into the ocean, where he was crippled. all he did there was make weapons for..

Chestimate

1. see breastimation to estimate or guess a chicks bra size i would chestimate...DOUBLE D'S! See double d, jew, fat, lard, kkk..

Nehji

1. a loser with a big forehead and an incredibly small dick. has a psychological complication that makes him want to be qualified in the ey..

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