Texas Toadstool

What is Texas Toadstool?

When a man sits over a womans face and craps into her mouth while she vigorously masterbates.

"Dude she totally puked when i texas toadstooled her!"

Phit

1. A more enthusiastic version of the word "fit" to describe a member of the opposite sex. Not only are they "fit" they..

I Second That Emotion

1. "I agree." It's basically a misuse of verbage from the Town Hall form of voting, also used in many clubs and other organ..

Thumping The Bible

1. Yet another way to say masterbating. The nun caught me thumping the bible and then she "paddled" me. See jerking off, spanki..

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