Texas Toadstool

What is Texas Toadstool?

When a man sits over a womans face and craps into her mouth while she vigorously masterbates.

"Dude she totally puked when i texas toadstooled her!"

Koobtoosh

1. fat/ugly/monsta ulook like a koobtoosh See ko..

Shmuggled

1. Having been hugged, cuddled and squeezed excessively in a simultaneous act. eeek! I've been shmuggled!! See Katie..

I Wanna Bang You Like A Screen Door

1. To bang someone like a screen door means to have sex with them, but hard, rough, playful sex.(lots of moaning ;)) *usually said to a gi..

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