Texas Toadstool

What is Texas Toadstool?

When a man sits over a womans face and craps into her mouth while she vigorously masterbates.

"Dude she totally puked when i texas toadstooled her!"

Geek Out

1. To become enthralled in an uncontrolable fit of laughter losing all thought processes and many fine motor skills. Usually occurs after s..

Colognialist

1. (noun) a person (esp. of the male persuasion) who wears excessive amounts of cologne on a regular basis. Etymology: Stems from "co..

Silly Enrique

1. similar to the dirty Sanchez except after removing shit stained cock from anus you slap you girlfriend in the cheek leaving a poo dollop..

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