What is Texas Toaster?
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A sexual act that is performed by two people. First the male ejaculates onto a peice of bread and pops it into the toaster. He then fists the warm article into his partner's ass and waits for them to shit it out. It's not complete until they each eat a half of the finished product.
If a girl lets you give her a Texas Toaster... It's love!
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Apocalypse, the end of the final backturn in the Mayan calendar, resulting in the complete destruction of mankind.
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a long, smooth, shiny log of shit.
I just had a really long shit. It lay there looking at me like a sweaty dachshund
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