What is Texas Toaster?
1.
A sexual act that is performed by two people. First the male ejaculates onto a peice of bread and pops it into the toaster. He then fists the warm article into his partner's ass and waits for them to shit it out. It's not complete until they each eat a half of the finished product.
If a girl lets you give her a Texas Toaster... It's love!
See
Random Words:
1.
To run really really fast. Named in honor of the world's fastest man, sprinter, Usain Bolt.
I almost missed the light, so I Usain ..
1.
The act of fucking a woman from behind. Then blowing your load onto her shoulder blade to ensure she cannot wipe it off. After drying ..
1.
When a thongis showing on someone with a muffin top
that thong is totally flossing the muffin
See muffin, top, thong, floss, butter..
