What is Texas Toe Tag?
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Careful insertion of your big toe into a vagina. The penetration of the big toenail cuts the cervix, leading to bloodshed. Upon removal the blood on the big toe is known as a "Texas Toe Tag". Works best with large vagined women.
I had to scrub the blood off my toe vigorously this morning as I gave Wendy a Texas Toe Tag last night.
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