Texas Toilet Paper

What is Texas Toilet Paper?


1.

That toilet paper you find in public restrooms all over the world. Aptly named Texas toilet paper because it is rough, tough, and don't take shit from nobody.

The company switched from name brand to texas toilet paper, so now I wait til i get home to take a shit.

2.

A cow using it's tongue to lick your asshole clean.

I ran out of regular toilet paper, so I went to the field and received a texas toilet paper instead.

See texas, toilet, paper, cow, licking, asshole, butthole, rimjob


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