Texas Toupee

What is Texas Toupee?


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A Texastoupee is a cowboy hat(usually a Stetson), so named because it easily hides the pate of a balding cowboy. The popularity of the Stetson in Texas gave rise to the alliterative term.

No hairpieces for me, ma'am -- if I'm hidin' my bald spot, I'll do it behind a Texas toupee.

Man, that is a serious Texas toupee. How much did you pay for it?

I'll skip the hat store. It's all Texas toupees in there, anyway.

See texas, toupee, cowboy hat, stetson, cowboy, bald, balding, hairpiece


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