Texas Trombone

What is Texas Trombone?

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The act of inserting the barrel of a shotgun into one's own asshole, then taking it out and proceeding to masturbate while licking the shit off of it.

I heard The Texas Trombone Ensemble is playing at George W's birthday party this year.

See texas, queers, guns, bush
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