Texas Turd

What is Texas Turd?

A person representing Texas with a shady personality.

George W. Bush is a Texas turd.

See george w. bush, texas, feces, crap, shit

Excrement of an enormous magnitude.

Dead gum I shat me a texas turd.

See feces, shit, turd, crap, texas

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