Texas Turd Burglar

What is Texas Turd Burglar?

The act of reaching up someone's anus"while preforming sex" and pulling out a piece of crap, then ingesting it or feeding to your lover.

"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."

"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."

See texas, fisting, anal, sodomy

Scuds

1. large, pointed breasts Holy shit, look at the scuds on that one! See mesoglea 2. A person who gives head. "Zack"- Are u d..

Figgy

1. For use as a noun, verb, or adj; it can stand for anything. If it sounds like it will fit a situation, it does. There's figgy eve..

How You Figga

1. The act of asking someone how they came about a certain piece of information and if it is true. -Yo Daniel, i heard you failed chemistr..

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