What is Texas Turd Burglar?
1.
The act of reaching up someone's
"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."
"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."
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similar to a scrotem licker but does not lick.... thus munches
2. someone who eats out the anal area
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