Texas Turd Burglar

What is Texas Turd Burglar?


1.

The act of reaching up someone's anus"while preforming sex" and pulling out a piece of crap, then ingesting it or feeding to your lover.

"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."

"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."

See texas, fisting, anal, sodomy


19

Random Words:

1. A sailing vessel from the film "The Island of Dr. Moreau"! hey did u see that crazy movie "the island of dr. moreau? ye..
1. It means a pointless, useless situation or action. "Why are you decorating your Christmas tree in March? This way you are carrying..
1. The best way to end an arguement. You can also follow up with a "SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING DICK." Man: I honestly don't care..