Texas Turd Burglar

What is Texas Turd Burglar?

The act of reaching up someone's anus"while preforming sex" and pulling out a piece of crap, then ingesting it or feeding to your lover.

"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."

"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."

See texas, fisting, anal, sodomy

Quwedgie

1. Wedgie of the armpit. Jake had the meanest quwedgie when his shirt bunched up his armpit. See wedgie, jake, bunch, ew, his 1. Wedgie..

Pilla-feela

1. someone who has sex with a pillow. Dude Tonto cant get no ass , hes a pilla-feela fo real...

Your Momma's Pants

1. where I live in I live in your momma's pants See holy shit..

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