What is Texas Turd Burglar?
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The act of reaching up someone's
"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."
"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."
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The first vag that you laid your lips on! (Unless you came via a C-section)
A: I just licked my first vag!
B: No, you licked your mom..
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Lube Alert! when u use Maple Syrup as lubricant
Old man: "Damn i used the maple syrup again honey i need to call Lube alert" ..