What is Texas Turd Burglar?
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The act of reaching up someone's
"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."
"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."
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Being forced by threat of your spouse to do things you normally wouldn't do.
I went to see Sex and the City at wifepoint.
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A children's film viewed with a female cohort with the express intent of covertly relieving yourself of excess sperm through oral s..