Texas Turd Burglar

What is Texas Turd Burglar?

The act of reaching up someone's anus"while preforming sex" and pulling out a piece of crap, then ingesting it or feeding to your lover.

"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."

"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."

See texas, fisting, anal, sodomy

Mexican Donut

1. A churro; a long, thin pastry that is deep fried and rolled in cinnamon and sugar. Our 2-year-old wants Mexican Donuts every time we go..

Blood Ragging

1. Having sex with a woman whilst on there period. I blood ragged my girlfriend four times the other night. "so what did u get up to..

Da Points

1. brilliant, fantastic, awe inspiring, favourable based on the tremendous performance by golfer Darren Andrew Points at the Nationwide To..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Texas Turd Burglar Edit Meaning