Texas Turd Burglar

What is Texas Turd Burglar?

The act of reaching up someone's anus"while preforming sex" and pulling out a piece of crap, then ingesting it or feeding to your lover.

"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."

"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."

See texas, fisting, anal, sodomy

300th Base

1. You and yer dog getting abducted by aliens and being mutilated together by so called aliens....and maybe enjoying it. Guy 1: Omf i tota..

Vists

1. visits I will be making surprise vists on all shifts. See Thurston..

K.o.q.

1. Knitting On nyQuil. This should be avoided by all elderly women who think it's hip to Knit on the Q. It can cause severe mis-knits ..

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Texas Turd Burglar Edit Meaning