Texas Turd Burglar

What is Texas Turd Burglar?

The act of reaching up someone's anus"while preforming sex" and pulling out a piece of crap, then ingesting it or feeding to your lover.

"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."

"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."

See texas, fisting, anal, sodomy

Dtud

1. Drink till you Drop! Guitarist Slash has DTUD tattooed on him. "you going out this friday" "yup" "Gonna DTU..

Vipond

1. term for a man who thinks only of himself and makes terrible decisions. most likely to knock up a fat girl. "He wont make pay chil..

Revercleger

1. Revercleger means Mutha fuck face, not a very nice word people! shut up u revercleger..

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