What is Texas Turd Burglar?
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The act of reaching up someone's
"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."
"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."
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A dirty way of saying surprise butt-sex.
1.Waffles: Hey Dwarfo, I'm gonna cum to your house and knock knock on the back door. If..
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A girl who is not really pretty, but is serviceable and has a knock out body (particularly if she has big tits) making her suitable Porn..