Texas Turd Burglar

What is Texas Turd Burglar?

The act of reaching up someone's anus"while preforming sex" and pulling out a piece of crap, then ingesting it or feeding to your lover.

"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."

"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."

See texas, fisting, anal, sodomy

Blingless

1. A term coined by bedlam, meaning to be without bling. Steve: Be honest, you bought that Tag Heuer off a sidewalk vendor downtown. Jim..

Mouse On Tha Track

1. One of the coldest producers out right now in the rap game. He produces tracks for the whole trill fam including lil boosie, webbie foxx..

Viktor Bird

1. A person who is thoughtful, caring, kind, sweet, generous, loving and a gentle person. Can be a stubborn person, argues back, and can g..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Texas Turd Burglar Edit Meaning