Texas Turd Burglar

What is Texas Turd Burglar?

The act of reaching up someone's anus"while preforming sex" and pulling out a piece of crap, then ingesting it or feeding to your lover.

"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."

"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."

See texas, fisting, anal, sodomy

1336.8

1. Slightly less than 1336.9 but definately more 1337 than 1336 Rob: hey bob, you're so 1336.8 Bob: HAH, compared to you i'm at..

W00ter

1. w00t, or woot, but then cooler. person1: I passed my exams! person2: w00ter! I'm so happy for you! See woot, w00t, wooter, woute..

Kankus

1. nasty, gross, lump, descusting. That hair is straight up kankus See nasty, gross, werid, lumpy, ugly..

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