Texas Turd Burglar

What is Texas Turd Burglar?

The act of reaching up someone's anus"while preforming sex" and pulling out a piece of crap, then ingesting it or feeding to your lover.

"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."

"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."

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