Texas Turd Burglar

What is Texas Turd Burglar?

The act of reaching up someone's anus"while preforming sex" and pulling out a piece of crap, then ingesting it or feeding to your lover.

"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."

"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."

See texas, fisting, anal, sodomy

Penis Wipe

1. A synthesised fabric coated with a layer of Aloa Vera which obsourbs the licquid coming out a males penis. Daymm girl i needa PENIS WIP..

5.3

1. average length (inches) of a mid-European penis (eg. German) The Irishman's average 6.5" penis outstretched the German's..

Sneither

1. The bit of skin between the anus and the balls, also known as the chode, gooch, and taint. The man picked feverishly at his itchy sneit..

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