Texas Two Step

What is Texas Two Step?


1.

After taking a dump and buttoning your pants, a Texas Two Step is when you have to walk back to the toilet after two steps and poop again.

I ate a burrito last night and just had to do a Texas Two Step.

See poop, dump, bathroom, texas two step, shit

2.

When you take a mis-step while being drunk.

When you nearly fall down drunk while executing the texas two step

See drunk, texas, fall, step


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