Texas Vegetarian

What is Texas Vegetarian?


1.

A person who doesn't eat red meat. He may eat any other kinds of meat, but in Texas, real meat is red, so chickens, fish, and their ilk must be some kinda vegetable.

"What kind of food should I make if Mary's coming?"

"Anything but red meat - she's a Texas Vegetarian."

See sarcastic, regional, food, carnivore, omnivore


19

Random Words:

1. something that makes no sense what so ever; a freak of nature; something so horribly wrong, that cannot be described in any other way; b..
1. a chubby round human who hubbles along on one foot and runs into parked cars and hides in the bushes and waits for lil boys to run by an..
1. the best girl ever, has a beautiful smile that lights up a room, is hilarious, isnt he sharpest crayon in the box, but is very sexy and ..