What is Texas Vegetarian?
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A person who doesn't eat red meat. He may eat any other kinds of meat, but in Texas, real meat is red, so chickens, fish, and their ilk must be some kinda vegetable.
"What kind of food should I make if Mary's coming?"
"Anything but red meat - she's a Texas Vegetarian."
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A person, who in this case, can't keep themselves away from peanut butter.
Where did the 1lb jar of peanut butter go? I don't..