What is Texas Vegetarian?
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A person who doesn't eat red meat. He may eat any other kinds of meat, but in Texas, real meat is red, so chickens, fish, and their ilk must be some kinda vegetable.
"What kind of food should I make if Mary's coming?"
"Anything but red meat - she's a Texas Vegetarian."
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Fruit of the chicken (ie. eggs).
In the same way that Kiwi birds lay kiwifruit, so too do chickens lay chickenfruit.
See chicken, kiwi..
