Texas Wedding Cake

What is Texas Wedding Cake?

The act of shooting a huge load of cum onto a womans face while she sleeps.

My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Wedding Cake. She woke up in shock and horror at the total face mask she was wearing.

See cum, facial, bukaki, bukake

Egg Cooker

1. Setting fire to the gases produced by flatulence That was a massive egg cooker by James See blue dart, blue flame..

General Pertraeus

1. It has been said that he can turn water into... bottled water. To be used as above when discussing General Pertraeus in any situation. ..

Spooky Luke

1. A person with a big, hair induced ego. "See that guy over there. He's gone Spooky Luke" See spook, spooky, luke, lukey..

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