Texas Wedding Cake

What is Texas Wedding Cake?

The act of shooting a huge load of cum onto a womans face while she sleeps.

My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Wedding Cake. She woke up in shock and horror at the total face mask she was wearing.

See cum, facial, bukaki, bukake

Ausstard

1. An extension of the word "asstard" (a retarded ass; an asshole/retard) that refers to Austrailians only. Park0 is the biggest..

Reallydiculous

1. when something is so insane that a real word can't describe it hey man, did u see anna today? her skirt is reallydiculous See fun..

Queer Ball

1. A Man or woman who tends to be a total homosexual. they say gay things all the time and enjoy preforming sexual favors on the same gende..

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