Texas Wedding Cake

What is Texas Wedding Cake?

The act of shooting a huge load of cum onto a womans face while she sleeps.

My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Wedding Cake. She woke up in shock and horror at the total face mask she was wearing.

See cum, facial, bukaki, bukake

Marital Device

1. a conservative euphemism for sex toys. Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please? Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I&..

Venery

1. SEX! Ben Franklin era Ben Franklin's Virtues ... #12 CHASTITY: Rarely use venery but for health or offspring, never to dullnes..

El Prego

1. a beautiful pregnant princess dont tell anyone but word on the street is that girl is el prego See el, prego, batman, pasta..

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