Texas Wedding Cake

What is Texas Wedding Cake?

The act of shooting a huge load of cum onto a womans face while she sleeps.

My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Wedding Cake. She woke up in shock and horror at the total face mask she was wearing.

See cum, facial, bukaki, bukake

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Unnecescary

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Fuck You Dipshit Balls

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