Texas Wedding Cake

What is Texas Wedding Cake?

The act of shooting a huge load of cum onto a womans face while she sleeps.

My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Wedding Cake. She woke up in shock and horror at the total face mask she was wearing.

See cum, facial, bukaki, bukake

Porkwood

1. Somthing that is meaty but lacks moistness when coming out the micowave Dawg that bacon tastes like porkwood See pork, wood, microwave..

W'd

1. To mess something up with such disregard to common sense it almost seems implausible. It's root meaning comes from the 43rd U.S. Pr..

Pimmelt

1. Anpimmeln is a common and well-liked ritual in German military barracks, the sergeant and his friends slap their genitals against the fa..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Texas Wedding Cake Edit Meaning