Texas Wedding Cake

What is Texas Wedding Cake?

The act of shooting a huge load of cum onto a womans face while she sleeps.

My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Wedding Cake. She woke up in shock and horror at the total face mask she was wearing.

See cum, facial, bukaki, bukake

Penile Shaft

1. The shaft of a man's penis. Or really, any penis for that matter. "Hey there, you penile shaft!"..

W.w.d.d

1. what would ditzel do dude should i bang her? man 2 = idk dude W.W.D.D See cool, fun, balls, naked, april, skate, sweet..

38th Parallel

1. 1. A specific line of latitude. 2. The official border between north and south Korea. 3. And arbitrary thing to yell during volleyball..

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