Texas Wedding Cake

What is Texas Wedding Cake?

The act of shooting a huge load of cum onto a womans face while she sleeps.

My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Wedding Cake. She woke up in shock and horror at the total face mask she was wearing.

See cum, facial, bukaki, bukake

Fat Oaf

1. 1. A particular individual who sits around all day gaining weight, and who is moronic. From the latin root, fattius oafius. 2. Presiden..

Tubar

1. "turded up beyond all recognition" derived from the military, "fubar" my uncle louie got tubar'd last saturda..

Ysft

1. you're stupid for that cpbgarza: I was moving the durango and i hit a kid. kay demma: ysft See stfu, btw, lmfao, gyt..

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