Texas Wedding Cake

What is Texas Wedding Cake?

The act of shooting a huge load of cum onto a womans face while she sleeps.

My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Wedding Cake. She woke up in shock and horror at the total face mask she was wearing.

See cum, facial, bukaki, bukake

Zirtz

1. to fritz, to blink off, to freeze up. Sorry I logged off briefly, my computer zirtzed. See fritz, blink, snafu, freeze, break..

Zanderbanner

1. Morphing a co-workers head onto funny pictures from the web and exploiting them. Did you see the latest Zanderbanner of one one where h..

Kathmann

1. To spend an outrageous amount of time in the restroom at your place of employment. Usually involves defecation. I can't hold this..

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