Texas Wedding Cake

What is Texas Wedding Cake?

The act of shooting a huge load of cum onto a womans face while she sleeps.

My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Wedding Cake. She woke up in shock and horror at the total face mask she was wearing.

See cum, facial, bukaki, bukake

Mo Facka

1. Vinnie making Churro's. Vinnie is such a mo facka when he's working at Cart #1. See lolz..

Offduty Medic

1. A slang term for a medic who has gone berzerk on the battlefield. Usually characterized by: 1. Irrationally charging the enemy..

Long Floater

1. A lengthy turd that don't sink. I shat such a long floater that the toilet almost cloggged...

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