Texas Wedding Cake

What is Texas Wedding Cake?

The act of shooting a huge load of cum onto a womans face while she sleeps.

My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Wedding Cake. She woke up in shock and horror at the total face mask she was wearing.

See cum, facial, bukaki, bukake

Pull A Chorny

1. to masturbate in an inappropriate place The new intern was so hot. I had to pull a chorny in the bathroom at my work. See chorny, chor..

Rusty Beef Needle

1. When a man with a thin Twizzler like penis fucks his girlfriend while she's on her period then sticks it in her ear. DO ME DO ME. ..

[durfing]

1. The ability to surf the internet DURING work hours without getting fired. (during + surfing = durfing) Ludek's great ability at du..

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