Texas Wedding Cake

What is Texas Wedding Cake?

The act of shooting a huge load of cum onto a womans face while she sleeps.

My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Wedding Cake. She woke up in shock and horror at the total face mask she was wearing.

See cum, facial, bukaki, bukake

W/ev

1. abbreviationfor "whatev" which is a shortened verion of "whatever" can be pronounced as "whatev" or simp..

Osizzie Bin Lizzieh

1. Ghetto term fo a bastard named osama bin Ladin. Osama is a cunt, Thats fo sho. 2. Osama Bin Laden Osizzie Bin Lizzie is one sick mo&..

Rugdilf

1. A dog that is really attractive and would also incidentally make a very good carpet if skinned. That Olive sure is a rugdilf...

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