Texas Wedding Cake

What is Texas Wedding Cake?

The act of shooting a huge load of cum onto a womans face while she sleeps.

My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Wedding Cake. She woke up in shock and horror at the total face mask she was wearing.

See cum, facial, bukaki, bukake

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1. A phrase that expresses affection, popularized by the movie Jerry Maguire. At the end of the movie, when Jerry expresses his love in a l..

Nigger-brown

1. 1. A type of special color resembling niggers. Not found in the USA because of Jessie Jackson and Al Sharton. Can be found in the crayol..

Dark White

1. A caucasian, male or female who is perma tanned, can also be used as an insult towards white people who fake n' bake. guy1: "..

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