Texas Wedding Cake

What is Texas Wedding Cake?

The act of shooting a huge load of cum onto a womans face while she sleeps.

My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Wedding Cake. She woke up in shock and horror at the total face mask she was wearing.

See cum, facial, bukaki, bukake

Quill

1. A quill is a writing utensil from the 17th century. Thomas Jefferson wrote the DOI with a feather quill. See quill, feather, ink, writ..

Dingle Boppin

1. When a person goes to move thier bowels, and stay on the toilet long after they are done becuase the get distracted doing something else..

Zipper Job

1. male to female sex-change operation "He/she wanna be Body and soul just don't agree There's an answer, gotta go for a ..

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