Texas Wedding Cake

What is Texas Wedding Cake?

The act of shooting a huge load of cum onto a womans face while she sleeps.

My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Wedding Cake. She woke up in shock and horror at the total face mask she was wearing.

See cum, facial, bukaki, bukake

Shitrep

1. A report about a shit, after someone goes number 2. Man I just made the biggest crap! Thanks for the shitrep asshole. See sitrep, shi..

Pnis

1. Intentional misspelling of penis , usually to avoid the @##$$ censoring symbols on some chat programs. 2. so nerds can still have cybe..

Fagbaby

1. The result of gay sex. Craig: "Dude, the condom broke when you were jamming me in my ass. I'm pregnant." James: "..

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