Texas Windshield

What is Texas Windshield?

A pleasurable act where one person lays down and covers their face with Saran Wrap, and then their partner takes a shit on their face.

"Jill and I thought we would experiment a little bit, so I ate 4 bowls of chili and gave her a Texas Windshield."

See feces, shitting, saran wrap

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