What is Texas Windshield?
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A pleasurable act where one person lays down and covers their face with Saran Wrap, and then their partner takes a shit on their face.
"Jill and I thought we would experiment a little bit, so I ate 4 bowls of chili and gave her a Texas Windshield."
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A slut who jumps from dick to dick like a monkey jumps to branches.
Damn, that slut monkey gave my WHOLE fuckin' crew AIDS. Shiiie..