Texas Windshield

What is Texas Windshield?

A pleasurable act where one person lays down and covers their face with Saran Wrap, and then their partner takes a shit on their face.

"Jill and I thought we would experiment a little bit, so I ate 4 bowls of chili and gave her a Texas Windshield."

See feces, shitting, saran wrap

Mandruff

1. tiny bits of tissue that remain on an a man's facial stubble after blowing his nose. James' mandruff, after he returned from ..

Eeork

1. An exclamation of joy and/or surprise. "Eeork! I have stumbled upon the lost jewels!"..

Of Doom

1. An add-on that signifies that something is really badass, dangerous, or hardcore and might seriously fuck you up. Yosef: "Check ou..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Texas Windshield Edit Meaning