Texas Windshield

What is Texas Windshield?

A pleasurable act where one person lays down and covers their face with Saran Wrap, and then their partner takes a shit on their face.

"Jill and I thought we would experiment a little bit, so I ate 4 bowls of chili and gave her a Texas Windshield."

See feces, shitting, saran wrap

Moche

1. French for ugly or unattractive. Je deteste cette jupe moche! (I hate that ugly skirt!)..

Bad Pussy

1. A pussy that smells like it has been used by all the guys in town. Lily has a bad pussy because she can keep her legs close for any guy..

Pack Of Wolves, Hung Like A

1. To have a penis so large it can me mistakenly attributed to a collection of wolves or wolf-like creatures. Potentionally seen with Wolf ..

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