Texas Wristwatch

What is Texas Wristwatch?

Wrapping your penis around your arm and showing people.

I was the YMCA last night, and I pulled out a Texas Wristwatch in front of all these kids!

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Apfu

1. As Per Fucking Usual. Something that happens all the time, and you are sick of it. Like 'As Usual/As Always' but with an angri..

Jagooted

1. to get owned ,or to poke,pwned,Being embarrased,etc the list goes on(can also be used in replace of duhh or just to make a random noice)..

Popcorn Shrimp

1. when your dick is small and looks like a popcorn shrimp The kid got drunk and passed out with his popcorn shrimp hanging out See small..

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