What is Texas-corn-on-the-cob?
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This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.
Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.
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1, To finger ones ass while masturbating 2, To defecate in ones hand, and then use that hand to masturbate
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oh my god dance dance revolution my ass off, basically :] usually all in capital.
'omgwtfbbqddrmao @ that."
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