What is Texas-corn-on-the-cob?
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This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.
Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.
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The act of secretly masturbating, either under the desk or in the toilet, while at work or in a library.
John: Where have you been?
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The beta-test for The University of Cambridge.
I wonder why the University of Oxford has had no Nobel Prize winner in the past quarter ..
