What is Texas-corn-on-the-cob?
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This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.
Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.
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a sexual maneuver in which the two partners do the 69 while putting squeeze cheeze into the vagina or on/around the penis/balls.
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to puke, vomit, throw up, barf...etc.
"When Andrea saw the food in bamba she almost had an up-chuck reflex!"
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