What is Texas-corn-on-the-cob?
1.
This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.
Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.
See
Random Words:
1.
The act of have a sex sandwich with a mother and daughter who's combined weight is over 400 lbs
Chris ordered up a dutch sandwich ..
1.
The act of flapping the lips of a girls vagina while making the screech of a Pterodactyl.
I gave her an angry pterodactyl
See vagina, ..
1.
This is a term that is derived from scholars of ancient sea shells. More to the point, this is the experience they undergo when they eat..
