What is Texas-corn-on-the-cob?
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This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.
Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.
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What a lot of Engrish speaking Chinese say instead of Mr. Smith.
Heyro Meester Smeece; nice to see you again here in China.
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1. Also known as a trailer or mobile home
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Doing a beer bong upside down, while hanging from the backside of a person while your legs stratle his shoulders. While another person i..
