Texass

What is Texass?


1.

A derogatory term for the state of Texas, used by people who dislike the ego-centric and in-your-face "cowboy wanna-be" deportment of many Texans.

Dude, I do NOT want to spend my one week off this year from work in effin' TexASS! I hate the cowboy vibe, and don't like country music. Pleeze..n't we go somewhere else?

-or-

"Don't Mess with TexASS". Yeehaw! Like, what a stupid bumper sticker to promote Texas! What do they mean to imply? Come to TexASS and get your ass kicked? Well....er, uh...I think I'll go to Baja California for vacation instead. Less brainless cowboy testoserone than TexASS!

See cowboy, cracker, redneck

2.

When you eat so much your ASS gets the size of Texas!!!

You see Maribel lately? She's got a TexAss that won't quit!

That's cuz she won't quit eatin' the Donuts!!!

See Andi

3.

Anyone hailing from the state of Texas that attempts and fails during the course of a conversation to make you look like more of an idiot than he/she is.

phrase coined by Joe Bush

"Y'know what the problem with Amurika is? All the dang idiots."

(what a Texass)

See dumbfuck, dumbshit, dipshit, stupid, texan

4.

The US state of Texas, or a Texan.

My wife has a cute name for all the states. Texass, Kansass, Assachusetts...


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