Texcrement

What is Texcrement?

1. the act of sending a text while taking a crap.

2. sending a complete line of bullshit as text.

Did you see what she just messaged me?

What a load of texcrement!

See text, bullshit, shit, message, crap

Babelfishing

1. 'Babelfishing' or 'to Babelfish.' It's something that people on the web (usually with a big mouth and a fake a..

Bootjob

1. In the same vein as a handjob, bringing a man to orgasm by masturbating his penis with a pair of boots. Typically, these boots are being..

Epend

1. 1. A VERY COMMON misspelling of the word "depend". Used when high or intoxicated. 2. The state of being a homosexual fish. ..

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