Texcrement

What is Texcrement?

1. the act of sending a text while taking a crap.

2. sending a complete line of bullshit as text.

Did you see what she just messaged me?

What a load of texcrement!

See text, bullshit, shit, message, crap

Shoulder Shopping

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Lapbutter

1. a clear yet cloudy liquid of great viscosity, that is excreated from the lap of a suitably excited woman. her lapbutter made his knee v..

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