Texcrement

What is Texcrement?

1. the act of sending a text while taking a crap.

2. sending a complete line of bullshit as text.

Did you see what she just messaged me?

What a load of texcrement!

See text, bullshit, shit, message, crap

Amazonian Boogle Toad

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Zergling Rush

1. A tactic used in Blizzard's 1998 release of "StarCraft." The Zerg were one of 3 playable races, bug-like creatures that ..

Queer Banana

1. an extremely curved penis i was givin James some domeski the other day, but his queer banana kept pokin my cheek! it bugged! See gay, ..

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