Texcrement

What is Texcrement?

1. the act of sending a text while taking a crap.

2. sending a complete line of bullshit as text.

Did you see what she just messaged me?

What a load of texcrement!

See text, bullshit, shit, message, crap

Apple Store

1. A commercial store which is the epitome of fun, and a new highly responsive trend. The store is located in most malls around America, an..

Is My Name Bob?

1. A rhetorical question used to mean 'no'. Can be used in pretty much all circumstances unless one's name actually is Bob, ..

Verbindo

1. From the latin, verbindoclearis, meaning to clear a blocked drain with ones mouth, a verbindo is defined as performing fellatioon the ar..

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