Texcrement

What is Texcrement?

1. the act of sending a text while taking a crap.

2. sending a complete line of bullshit as text.

Did you see what she just messaged me?

What a load of texcrement!

See text, bullshit, shit, message, crap

You Smell What I'm Cooking

1. You understand what I'm saying??? You don't pay me back that dough you owe me, I'm gonna wup your ass! You smell what I&..

Yam Suicide

1. When you have Yams on the run and you don't catch it before you zip up! Holy #$%@!!! I just comitted Yam suicide!!!..

W2ggw

1. Went to go get water. Used in Instant Messaging. (esp. AIM, MSN, Yahoo, IW) wtggw, so ill brb -or- wtggw.. and solving the h20 crisise!..

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