Texcuse

What is Texcuse?

A combination of the words: Text and Excuse

1)To text someone across the room just as an excuse to text someone.

2) An excuse to why you didn't answer a text message.

Dude 1: Dude 2! Why didn't you answer my text last night?!

Dude 2: Because, Dude 2, um...my phone died...?

Dude 1: Nice texcuse...

See text, excuse, why, you, answer, your, phone, dude

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