Texcuse

What is Texcuse?

A combination of the words: Text and Excuse

1)To text someone across the room just as an excuse to text someone.

2) An excuse to why you didn't answer a text message.

Dude 1: Dude 2! Why didn't you answer my text last night?!

Dude 2: Because, Dude 2, um...my phone died...?

Dude 1: Nice texcuse...

See text, excuse, why, you, answer, your, phone, dude

Bum Hymen

1. membrane covering a bum virgins orifice Gee man, I didn't know she hadn't had it up the ass before till I felt her bum hymen ..

Gee-off

1. A most unsavory character, Gee-off's are known for their love of philosophical minutiae, unrivaled sexual promiscuity, and paralyzi..

[valentine's Day]

1. The day when couples get laid and singles get drunk/angry at the world and their creator for not letting them find true love. Boyfriend..

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