What is Texcuse?
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A combination of the words: Text and Excuse
1)To text someone across the room just as an excuse to text someone.
2) An excuse to why you didn't answer a text message.
Dude 1: Dude 2! Why didn't you answer my text last night?!
Dude 2: Because, Dude 2, um...my phone died...?
Dude 1: Nice texcuse...
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