What is Texcuse?
1.
A combination of the words: Text and Excuse
1)To text someone across the room just as an excuse to text someone.
2) An excuse to why you didn't answer a text message.
Dude 1: Dude 2! Why didn't you answer my text last night?!
Dude 2: Because, Dude 2, um...my phone died...?
Dude 1: Nice texcuse...
See
Random Words:
1.
To receive a lashing from the cat o' nine tailswhip.
A slave driver or prison guard might encourage his charges to complete a task..
1.
Cavernous pussy. Good for spelunking.
See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, buc..