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1. A place that was so scuzzy that Omaha bought all the land to get rid of it. The current population of east omaha lives at the open door ..

1. dork, loser, clueless idiot Albert is a total nine-ball. See Captain Awesome..

1. Having to take a crap badly, but holding it in due to the lack of a close bathroom. After that chili I had for lunch, I was scrumchucki..