Texident

What is Texident?


1.

An accident caused by someone writing a text message on his/her mobile phone.

He was writing a text message on his mobile phone while he was crossing the street. He never saw the car. It was a texident.

See mobile, text, message, accident, phone

2.

The accident of sending the wrong text to the wrong person.

I just got in a texident! I meant to send Sarah a message telling her Lisa was a fat cunt, but I accidentally sent it to Lisa instead!

See texting, accident, text, cunt, fat

3.

A resident of Texas. Usually known to be a cowboy/cowgirl, have unusual accents, use the term 'Use'ta' 'Goin'ta' 'Fixin'ta' and 'Yall'.

On rare occasions may become president.

Do not support gay peoples, and are known to have mass genocides for this type of people.

George is a bad Texident. If I have to hear his horrific accent one more time....I will move to New Jersey!

Kids, this is about the idiot Texident who became President, by a horrible act of fate.

See george bush, yall, texan, cowboy, republican, cowgirl, Stetson


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