Texifornian

What is Texifornian?


1.

A person who was either born in California and raised in Texas or vice-versa.

Guy 1: Where ya from?

Guy 2: I'm a Texifornian.

Guy 1: What da fukk is dat?

Guy 2: Born in S.F., raised in Dallas.

Guy 1: Dat be ironic.

Guy 2: Ain't it, bro?

See texas, california, heritage, south, west, george bush, hippie


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