Texifornian

What is Texifornian?

A person who was either born in California and raised in Texas or vice-versa.

Guy 1: Where ya from?

Guy 2: I'm a Texifornian.

Guy 1: What da fukk is dat?

Guy 2: Born in S.F., raised in Dallas.

Guy 1: Dat be ironic.

Guy 2: Ain't it, bro?

See texas, california, heritage, south, west, george bush, hippie

Tina Fey'd

1. Sleeping on your bracelet/necklace/ring and waking up with a crease in your cheek, resembling a scar. Ted: "Good morning. (notices..

Rossed

1. To be ridiculed behind your back by people you thought were your good friends, who were in fact, childish and immature and can’t own up ..

Glazed Potato

1. A glazed potato is when you blow your load up your girlfriend's ass, and she then takes a shit. The turd is the 'glazed potato..

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