Texlexia

What is Texlexia?

Drunk dsylexic texting

The inablility to spell words correctly in a text message usually as a result of intoxication or stupidity

While i was drinking i was texting and my jumbled words showed signs of texlexia

See texting, text, drunk, dyslexia, drinking

Bakers Assload

1. a lot of something, one more than a shitload dude I'm hungry as balls, i could eat a bakers assload of burgers right now. See fuc..

Qwimp

1. Someone who farts in the bathtub and then attempts to bite the bubble. "Hey get outta here you f'n qwimp." See queer, f..

Abe Linkon

1. when you cum on a girls face then throw your pubes at her so she looks like Abe Linkon.. I did some girl last night and gave her an abe..

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