Texlexia

What is Texlexia?


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Drunk dsylexic texting

The inablility to spell words correctly in a text message usually as a result of intoxication or stupidity

While i was drinking i was texting and my jumbled words showed signs of texlexia

See texting, text, drunk, dyslexia, drinking


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