Texon

What is Texon?

A unit of length. Everything's bigger with this unit of length.

I reckon I done drove my pickup truck about 18,000 texons.

reckoned to be approximately 1000 miles, but in reality no one other than a pure-blooded texan knows the standard equivalent of a texon.

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