What is Texonics?
The Texas dialect of the English Language.
Origin: I made it up.
Ah'm a-fixin' ta go down to th' store 'n git me a coldrank.
Ya'll eat yet?
Naw...d'jew?
Y'all better quit alla this whinin' 'n caterwaulin' 'bout "President W". 'At-there's mah hee-row!