Texonics

What is Texonics?


1.

The Texas dialect of the English Language.

Origin: I made it up.

Ah'm a-fixin' ta go down to th' store 'n git me a coldrank.

Ya'll eat yet?

Naw...d'jew?

Y'all better quit alla this whinin' 'n caterwaulin' 'bout "President W". 'At-there's mah hee-row!


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